/* This file was generated by Dashcode. You may edit this file to customize your widget or web page according to the license.txt file included in the project. */ // // Function: load() // Called by HTML body element's onload event when the web application is ready to start // function load() { dashcode.setupParts(); generateQuote(1); setupAboutHTML(); setupTellAFriend(); } // // Function: flipToFront(event) // Flip to the front view to show the normal utility view // function flipToFront(event) { var views = document.getElementById('views'); var front = document.getElementById('front'); if (views && views.object && front) { views.object.setCurrentView(front, true); } } // // Function: flipToSettings(event) // Flip to the back view to present user customizable settings // function flipToSettings(event) { var views = document.getElementById('views'); var settings = document.getElementById('settings'); if (views && views.object && settings) { views.object.setCurrentView(settings); } } var haddockQuotes = [ 'Aardvark!', 'Abecedarians!', 'Abominable Snowman!', 'Aborigine!', 'Addle-pated lumps of Anthracite!', 'Alcoholic!', 'Anachronisms!', 'Anacoluthon!', 'Anacoluthons!', 'Anamorphic aardvark!', 'Antediluvian bulldozer!', 'Anthracite!', 'Anthropithecus!', 'Anthropophagus!', 'Arabesque!', 'Arabian Nightmare!', 'Artichokes!', 'Autocrats!', 'Aztecs!', 'Baboons!', 'Baby-snatchers!', 'Bagpipers!', 'Bald-headed budgerigar!', 'Balkan Beetle!', 'Band of thugs!', 'Bandits!', 'Bashi-bazouks!', 'Bath-tub Admiral!', 'Beast!', 'Beastly things!', 'Beasts!', 'Belemnite!', 'Big-head!', 'Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles!', 'Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles!', 'Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon!', 'Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!', 'Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles!', 'Billions of billious blue blistering barbequed barnacles!', 'Billions of blue blistering barnacles!', 'Black Marketers!', 'Black beetles!', 'Blackamoor!', 'Blackbird!', 'Blackguard!', 'Blackguards!', 'Blistereing blundering birdbrain!', 'Blistering Barnacles!', 'Blithering bombardier!', 'Bloodsuckers!', 'Blue blistering barnacles!', 'Blue blistering bell-bottomed balderdash!', 'Blunderbuss!', 'Body-snatcher!', 'Bollard!', 'Bone-idle builder!', 'Bootlegger!', 'Borgia!', 'Bottled bilge-water!', 'Bougainvillea!', 'Brat!', 'Breathalyser!', 'Brigand!', 'Brigands!', 'Brontosaurus!', 'Brutes!', 'Bucaneers!', 'Buccaneer!', 'Bully!', 'Butcher!', 'Butchers!', 'Cachinnating cockatoo!', 'Cannibal!', 'Cannibals!', 'Carpathian Bashi-bazouks!', 'Carpathian caterpillar!', 'Carpet-seller!', 'Carpet-sellers!', 'Carpetsellers!', 'Caterpillars!', 'Centipede!', 'Cercopithecus!', 'Cheat!', 'Clever dick!', 'Cockleshell!', 'Coconut!', 'Coconuts!', 'Coelacanth!', 'Coleoptera!', 'Colocynths!', 'Confounded rattletrap!', 'Corsair!', 'Cowards!', 'Crab-apples!', 'Crabapples!', 'Crackpot contraption!', 'Cro-Magnon!', 'Crooks!', 'Cry-babies!', 'Cushion footed quadrupeds!', 'Cyclone!', 'Cyclotron!', 'Dictatorial duck billed diplodocus!', 'Diplodocus!', 'Dipsomaniac!', 'Dizzards!', 'Dogs!', 'Doryphore!', 'Doryphores!', 'Duck-billed platypus!', 'Dunder-headed Ethelreds!', 'Dunderheaded coconuts!', 'Dynamiter!', 'Ectoplasm!', 'Ectoplasmic by-product!', 'Ectoplasms!', 'Egoists!', 'Fancy-dress Fatima!', 'Fancy-dress fascist!', 'Fancy-dress freebooters!', 'Fat faces!', 'Filibuster!', 'Filibusters!', 'Flaming Jack-in-a-box!', 'Flashy plunderer!', 'Fourlegged Cyrano!', 'Fraud!', 'Fresh water pirate!', 'Freshwater Swabs!', 'Freshwater spaceman!', 'Freshwater swabs!', 'Freshwater-spaceman!', 'Fuzzy wuzzy!', 'Gallows bird!', 'Gallows-fodder!', 'Gang of thieves!', 'Gangster!', 'Gangsters!', 'Gherkin!', 'Gibbering anthropoids!', 'Gibbering ghost!', 'Gobbledygook!', 'Gogglers!', // ** 'Goosecaps!', // ** 'Great flat-footed grizzly bear!', 'Guano gatherer!', 'Gyroscope!', 'Harlequin!', 'Heretic!', 'Hi-jackers!', 'Highwayman!', 'Hoodlums!', 'Hooligans!', 'Hydrocarbon!', 'Iconoclast!', 'Iconoclasts!', 'Idiots!', 'Infernal mileage merchants!', 'Insolent porcupine!', 'Interplanetary goat!', 'Interplanetary pirate!', 'Invertebrate!', 'Jack pudding!', 'Jackanapes!', // ** 'Jellied eel!', 'Jelly-fish!', 'Jobbernowl!', // ** 'Kleptomaniacs!', 'Ku-Klux-Klan!', 'Lily-livered bandicoots!', 'Lily-livered landlubbers!', 'Liquorice!', 'Loathsome brute!', 'Logarithm!', 'Lubberly scum!', 'Macrocephalic baboon!', 'Mameluke!', 'Meddlesome cabin-boy!', 'Megacycle Pyromaniac!', 'Megacycle!', 'Megalomaniac!', 'Miserable blundering barbecued blister!', 'Miserable earthworms!', 'Miserable miser!', 'Miserable molecule of mildew!', 'Misguided missile!', 'Mister Mule!', 'Monopolizers!', 'Monster!', 'Monsters!', 'Morons!', 'Moth-eaten marmot!', 'Moujik!', 'Moujiks!', 'Mountebanks!', 'Mserable blundering barbequed blister!', 'Mule!', 'Murderers!', 'Musical morons!', 'Nanny-goat!', 'Nest of rattlesnakes!', 'Nincompoop!', 'Nitwits!', 'Nitwitted nine-pins!', 'Numbskulls!', 'Nyctalop!', 'Nyctalops!', 'Odd-toed ungulate!', 'Olympic Athlete!', 'Ophicleides!', 'Orangoutang!', 'Ostrogoth!', 'Pachyrhizus!', 'Paranoiac!', 'Parasites!', 'Patagonian Pirates, lilly-livered landlubbers!', 'Patagonian!', 'Patagonians!', 'Pestilential pachyderm!', 'Phylloxera!', 'Picaroon!', 'Picaroons!', 'Pickled herrings!', 'Pirate!', 'Pirates!', 'Pithecanthropic montebanks!', 'Pithecanthropic pickpocket!', 'Pithecanthropuses!', 'Pockmark!', 'Pockmarks!', 'Poisoners!', 'Politician!', 'Poltroons!', 'Polygraphs!', 'Polynesian!', 'Poor loon!', 'Prattling porpoise!', 'Prize Nincompoop!', 'Prize purple jelly-fishes!', 'Profiteer!', 'Profiteers!', 'Psychopath!', 'Puffed up punchinello!', 'Purple profiteering jellyfish!', 'Pyrographers!', 'Pyromaniac!', 'Pyschopath!', 'RKRPXZKRMTFRZ!', 'Raggle taggle ruminants!', 'Rapscallion!', 'Rats!', 'Revenge!', 'Rhizopods and Ectoplasms!', 'Rhizopods!', 'Road roller!', 'Road-hogs!', 'Roadhogs!', 'Rotten sand-hoppers!', 'Rubberneck!', 'Ruffian!', 'San Theolodite!', // ** 'Saucy tramp!', 'Savages!', 'Scoffing braggart!', 'Scorpion!', 'Sea-gherkins!', 'Sea-lice!', 'Shipwreckers!', 'Slave-trader!', 'Slubberdegullions!', 'Snake!', 'Sparrows!', 'Spitfire!', 'Squawking popinjay!', 'Steamroller!', 'Steamrollers!', 'Stool-pigeon!', 'Sub-tropical sea-louse!', 'Swine!', 'Sycophant!', 'Tapiocans!', 'Technocrat!', 'Ten thousand thundering typhoons!', 'Terrapin!', 'Terrapins!', 'Terrorists!', 'Thundering herd of zapotecs!', 'Thundering misguided missile!', 'Thundering son of a sea-gherkin!', 'Thundering typhoons!', 'Tin hatted tyrants!', 'Tin-can contraption!', 'Toads!', 'Toffee-noses!', 'Torturers!', 'Traitor!', 'Traitors!', 'Tramps!', 'Treason!', 'Tribe of Polynesians!', 'Tribe of savages!', 'Troglodytes!', 'Turncoats!', 'Twister!', 'Twisters!', 'Two-timing Tartar Twisters!', 'Two-timing troglodyte!', 'Unfeeling Monsters!', 'Ungulate!', 'Vagabonds!', 'Vampire!', 'Vampires!', 'Vandal!', 'Vegetarian!', 'Vermicellis!', 'Villain!', 'Viper!', 'Visigoths!', 'Vivisectionists!', 'Vulture!', 'Weevil!', 'Weevils!', 'Whippersnapper!', 'Wildcat!', 'Woodlice!', 'Wreckers!', 'You, interplantary goat, you!', 'Zapotecs!' ]; function generateQuote(event) { var quote = haddockQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * haddockQuotes.length)]; var text = quote.replace(/(<([^>]+)>)/ig,""); if (text.length <= 30) quote = "
" + quote; document.getElementById("quote").innerHTML = quote; } var aboutHTML = 'Blistering Barnacles!
\ The Explitives of Captain Haddock
\ Celebrating the 80th anniversary of Tintin
\
\ Captain Haddock Panel from
\ Prisoners of the Sun (page 11)
\ by Hergé
\
\ Quotations compiled from:
\ Captain Haddock\'s Fierce Expressions
\ David\'s Favourite Captain Haddock Curses
\ Tintinologist: Captain Haddock\'s Curses
\ List of Swearwords used by Captain Haddock
\
\ Web Application by Chuck Houpt
\ For Tom and Blake, New Year 2009'; function setupAboutHTML() { document.getElementById("about").innerHTML = aboutHTML; } function setupTellAFriend() { document.getElementById("mail").innerHTML = 'Tell a Friend'; }